• That doorbell sound is Jonty McIntyre 

    Coming into the shoe shop

    He does it every Thursday 

    Wearing a smart suit and a smile

    He asks to try the size fourteens

    That we keep as an oddity in the window

    He does it every Thursday

    And his feet, at a push, are a nine

    His smile deflates as he pushes his finger

    Disappointedly on the gap at the toes

    He says maybe an insole or a second pair of socks

    Would make the unruly pair workable

    Jonty McIntyre leaves the shoe shop

    With a cheery wave and a wistful sigh

    But trust that he’ll be back in next Thursday

    To try the size fourteens in the window