Poems by Harry Edwards

Oh look! A tangerine
Sitting in the fruit bowl.
Larger than a clementine
And smaller than an orange.

Wowee! A tangerine
Rolling down the staircase,
Looking like a bowling bowl
Rolling down a staircase.

Fucking hell, a tangerine
Pointing its gun at a bank clerk.
It's actually just a very tanned man,
I mustn't keep forgetting my glasses.