Clad in purple leather comes Aubergine Gina Ready for a busy day of couriering There are letters and parcels and the occasional subpoena  She’s pliant on the outside and mushier in Aubergine Gina in her pointy green hat Is enjoyed by vegetarians in many kinds of curry Couriering this way and couriering that Always in…

They asked him to plant a bandanna tree And he considered there might have been a typo He usually dealt with fruit and veg And he wondered where he’d source the seeds

Pincushion Bill is a very small man With a soft and pillowy exterior He absorbs the unpleasantries of many sharp pricks Which is how he got his nickname

That doorbell sound is Jonty McIntyre  Coming into the shoe shop He does it every Thursday  Wearing a smart suit and a smile He asks to try the size fourteens That we keep as an oddity in the window He does it every Thursday And his feet, at a push, are a nine His smile…